Life is such a sweet insanity.
I love life and people. This is a place where I can write down what's happening, what I'm thinking, what I'm seeing and what I'm feeling. After all, life is just one blog entry after another.Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Scatter Brained.
I've decided that I need to have a computer with me at all times, specifically for the purpose of writing in my blog. As I was getting through the workday drudgery today, my mind was wandering off to faraway lands... to the beautiful midwest where the land is flat, the folks are friendly and the meat is a mouthful. I wondered why Jerry Springer is still on the air. I smirked at the humor of Margaret Cho as I recounted something witty she had written in her blog.
I don't know if this is the case with everyone, but I often have approximately 1,298,381,301 thoughts going through my mind at any given nanosecond, and that's not including the standards like "breathe" and "beat your heart". I've come to realize that I rarely pay attention to reality. I'm great at the "uh-huh, mm-hmm, yep, yep, nope" reflex response during a staff meeting. I wonder what people would think if I, at the very instant I'm standing in front of them, whooshed my hands in the air like Endora and popped out, complete with a fourth-season Bewitched cool sound effect. I think about popping to Nogales, Arizona for a taco. I notice that my co-worker is always impeccibly dressed and clean shaven, everyday, without fail. I notice that another co-worker is wearing the same clothes for the third day in a row. At the same time, I'm deciding on a "personal logo" (the owl in the 'address bar' fits the bill at the moment), wondering if I should stick with 'thenetwarriorxp' or go with 'tuxcub' as my online alias, and thinking about Earl and what we'll do tonight.
I have so many thoughts zinging in and out of my ears and I'd really like to write some of them down and share them in my blog. I like writing in my blog. I find it relaxing and therapeutic. I have so many stories to tell, but each little inkling of a verse comes floating in, is pondered upon with all the other noise in my brain at that moment, and then goes floating off into ether, never to return. I've had moments that I've said "what a wonderful tale to spin in my blog tonight." Unfortunately, I can't remember a damn one of them.
Microsoft announced today that they're developing a type of body-network that will send computer data, and presumably electronic impulses of some sort, through your body, allowing your earrings to chat with your wedding band, electronically. Why? Who the hell knows. The world is a f*cked up place right now and all we can do is come up with technology to allow our penis to communicate with our belt buckle so it knows when to disengage so we can pee.
Great. More noise in my already cluttered mind.
I don't know if this is the case with everyone, but I often have approximately 1,298,381,301 thoughts going through my mind at any given nanosecond, and that's not including the standards like "breathe" and "beat your heart". I've come to realize that I rarely pay attention to reality. I'm great at the "uh-huh, mm-hmm, yep, yep, nope" reflex response during a staff meeting. I wonder what people would think if I, at the very instant I'm standing in front of them, whooshed my hands in the air like Endora and popped out, complete with a fourth-season Bewitched cool sound effect. I think about popping to Nogales, Arizona for a taco. I notice that my co-worker is always impeccibly dressed and clean shaven, everyday, without fail. I notice that another co-worker is wearing the same clothes for the third day in a row. At the same time, I'm deciding on a "personal logo" (the owl in the 'address bar' fits the bill at the moment), wondering if I should stick with 'thenetwarriorxp' or go with 'tuxcub' as my online alias, and thinking about Earl and what we'll do tonight.
I have so many thoughts zinging in and out of my ears and I'd really like to write some of them down and share them in my blog. I like writing in my blog. I find it relaxing and therapeutic. I have so many stories to tell, but each little inkling of a verse comes floating in, is pondered upon with all the other noise in my brain at that moment, and then goes floating off into ether, never to return. I've had moments that I've said "what a wonderful tale to spin in my blog tonight." Unfortunately, I can't remember a damn one of them.
Microsoft announced today that they're developing a type of body-network that will send computer data, and presumably electronic impulses of some sort, through your body, allowing your earrings to chat with your wedding band, electronically. Why? Who the hell knows. The world is a f*cked up place right now and all we can do is come up with technology to allow our penis to communicate with our belt buckle so it knows when to disengage so we can pee.
Great. More noise in my already cluttered mind.
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