Life is such a sweet insanity.
I love life and people. This is a place where I can write down what's happening, what I'm thinking, what I'm seeing and what I'm feeling. After all, life is just one blog entry after another.Tuesday, August 19, 2003
Straight Eyes on the Queer Guy
I can not believe the latest television rage that has swept the public this summer. No, I'm not talking about that ManBEAST on "Paradise Hotel". (Memo to Fox - do NOT employ 'Toni' on anymore reality shows. She as fun as a case of SARS.) I'm referring to "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". It seems that every day at work someone is talking about this show like it's the best thing to hit the airwaves since Diff'rent Strokes.
I initially wasn't going to jump on the whole Bravo Tuesday night thing, with "Boy Meets Boy" followed by "Queer Eye..." (which is now being referred to as "QE" apparently.) But Earl treasures our together time in front of the television so I've settled down to include the two shows in our television viewing schedule (the other two shows include "The Amazing Race" and reruns of "Bewitched" in case you're interested).
Anyways, these five fools are stereotypical gay men, right down to the witty remarks, coq au vin and spectacular grooming. But I have to admit they know their stuff. In fact, on Friday, I decided to take one of Carson's pearls of wisdom and dress casually for work. Cargo shorts, a vertically striped button down shirt, open, with a matching T-shirt underneath. The openness of the button down, along with the vertical stripes, makes you look thinner. And I'll be dipped... I received several compliments at work. I must look like a fat slob the rest of the week.
I must have made an impression... either that or the show is, because now my co-workers are asking me about all this queer eye stuff. How do my clothes look? Did I shave the right way this morning. Should I use more or less gel? What scent candles go well with latex paint. My child has an obsession with blenders, should I teach him how to make a smoothie... the list goes on and on. And this is where QE fails the majority of the gay population. It shows that gay men have all this extraordinary talent, when in fact, a very small percentage of us do. Heck, I've installed wiring on the outside of the bathroom wall with a staple gun and have been convinced it was "pretty". I've worn clothes that make fashion plates crouch in terror at Filene's Basement. I've had facial hair that seriously needed spring pruning. I do not have the Queer Eye. Am I gay? Of course I am, but I apparently skipped a whole semester at Gay Boy School.
One of the guys at work (cute, straight) is a little offended by the whole concept of the show. He claims that the gay community would be raising absolute mayhem if there was a "Straight Eyes for the Gay Guy", where five straight men taught a gay man how to be straight, you know, punch a buddy in the arm, play football and survive a night out at Hooters. I commented that I wouldn't be against that... just skip the Hooters part, and sign me up for the rest. But only if there's a locker room and butt slapping involved.
Will this QE thing blow over? Of course it will. When it comes to entertainment, Joe Public has the attention span of a gnat. Then I won't have to answer questions like "How do I clean my Alabaster?" ("Uh, with a garden hose?"). And we can settle down for the next fad. "Language Arts for the President!"
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